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Joke of the Day

"Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday."

"I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"

"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"