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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to get a top comment on Reddit... But I Blueit"
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"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"
"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."
"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""
"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."
"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."
"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"
"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"