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Joke of the Day

"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"

"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."

"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."

"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"

"Repost! You're a fucking joke."

"Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these."

"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."

"What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever."