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Joke of the Day

"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"

"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who"

"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."

"Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day"

"How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor."

"I'm not a Grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write."

"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."