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Joke of the Day

"Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia"

"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"

"What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike."

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."

"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."

"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."

"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"

"What did one condom say to the other while passing a gay bar? Lets go in there and get shit faced."