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Joke of the Day
"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."
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"Last rites? Over my dead body..."
"What do you call a really pompous person with high blood pressure? Hyperpretentious"
"Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit."
"A dop Ted Father : Son, do we have any dop ted? Son : What's a dop ted? Father : You are. You're adopted. Son : Nice one dad. Father : I'm not your dad."
"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"
"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."
"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."
"Why was Oedipus against profanity? because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."