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Joke of the Day
"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"
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"What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup"
"If you're looking for candy corn, look no further than my trash can."
"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon."
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."
"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"
"A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious... ...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says ""would I?!"""
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""