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Joke of the Day
"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"
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"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"""You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder."" ""Look, I'm a lot of things--"" ""Are you a murderer?"" [bites lower lip] ""Little bit."""
"What country do all cats wish to get their food from? Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"what did cinderella do when she got to the ball? gag..."
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."