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Joke of the Day

"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."

"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."

"Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands."

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again."

"What do Jews call a lone rabbit? A rabbi."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice..."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. But it was shot before it could start running."

"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."