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Joke of the Day

"This is a haiku. This is really a haiku. This is not a haiku. --- --- --- ^^^Edit: ^^^missed ^^^a ^^^word ^^^and ^^^almost ^^^ruined ^^^it."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"

"What happens when a linguist gets sick? Plosive diarrhea"

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."

"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."

"*watching husband sleep* Me: ""I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"" *husband snores* Me: ""I can't live like this."""

"A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""

"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"