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Joke of the Day
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"Well I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me what I do at Red lights, and I said, ""Text and Facebook"""
"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."
"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"
"I didn't know why the ball was getting bigger and bigger and bigger But then it hit me."
"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."
"If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule"
"I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. ""...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"" *pulls the plug*"