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Joke of the Day

"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""

"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."

"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"

"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"

"Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land."

"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."