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Joke of the Day

"If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person."

"Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? There are no experienced ones"

"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"

"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"

"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."

"Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side."

"Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part."

"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."