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Joke of the Day
"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"
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"Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!"
"What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar? BalIslamic"
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