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"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"

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"A perfect breakfast my perfect breakfast: my son on a box of wheaties, my girlfriend on the cover of playboy,my wife on the back of a milk carton..."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"[skydiving, first jump] INSTRUCTOR: everyone ready? EAGLE: yes. HAWK: check. SPARROW: ready. PENGUIN: this is a really bad idea."
"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."
"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
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