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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."

"What's Mr. T's favorite band? the Foo Fighters"

"You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing."

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."

"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."