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Joke of the Day

"Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party."

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"""First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!"" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend"

"Nature tip: if you're attacked by a cougar, tickle its belly. It will kill you but at least your last memory will be of petting a cuddly cat"

"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."

"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."

"Trump wants to make America great again, Hilary wants to make America whole again. Together, they can make America a great hole."

"What does the nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business!"

"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."