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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"

"Professor X walks into a bar >:)"

"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."

"What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step!"

"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."

"Did you hear the inventor of cough lollies died last week? There'll be no coughin' at his funeral"

"What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway? His ass."