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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."
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"I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home."
"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."
"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."
"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"
"Now that it's all blown over, those Alton Towers victims should look on the bright side. Free parking."
"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."
"me: what's ur favorite thing on the menu waiter: oh definitely the salmon me: oh yes ok i'll have the *orders something that is not salmon*"
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."