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Joke of the Day

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!"

"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."

"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."

"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."

"What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common? They both sell G-strings"

"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."

"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."