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Joke of the Day
"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"
Next Joke
"My Lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."
"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"
"Make like a tree and... Make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy and use that energy to go and fuck off"
"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"
"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."
"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"
"You know what my new year's resolution is? 1680x1050"