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Joke of the Day

"When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size... ...based on their sighs."

"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"

"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."

"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."

"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"

"Where do weeaboos holiday? Kawaii"

"November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"

"Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!"

"Q: What did the one giraffe say to the other giraffe? A: ""Holy shit I can talk."""