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Joke of the Day
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains."
Next Joke
"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"Apple Watch now comes with a new app... It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0."
"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."
"Will Apple ever release a product that lasts for more than a few years? iDoubtit"
"What is long, brown and covered in flies? The welfare line."
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"
"Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right."
"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."