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Joke of the Day

"How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house? Just pay for your pizza."

"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"

"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."

"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."

"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"

"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"

"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"

"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""