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"I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES"
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"HER: it's pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?"
"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."
"Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful."
"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."
"How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb? At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work..."
"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""