201490
Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"
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"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"How many Australians have been killed by Ebola? Just one, Phillip Hughes"
"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"
"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"
"Him: Your beautiful.... Me: My beautiful what? My beautiful WHAT?!!"
"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"