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Joke of the Day

"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"

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"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"
"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."
"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"
"Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless."
"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."
"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."