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Joke of the Day

"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"

"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."

"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."

"My girlfriend and I used to like to pretend she was Khaleesi and I was Drogo Until she called me ""Crack of her Moon"""

"I like my mens like I like my coffee Nowhere near my dick."

"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"

"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"

"If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing. He'd back down."

"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"