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Joke of the Day

"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."

"Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks"

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."

"My wife doesn't have a Honey-Do list. She has a Cantaloupe list, which has all the girls I'm not allowed to run away with"

"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh."

"Nostradamus comes home and starts beating his dog Why are you going to shit here in the next 5 minutes? Because of the beating, you dickwad!"

"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"

"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"