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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about gay 9/11? Never faget."

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"

"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"

"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"

"For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV."

"How Does Moses Make His Tea? Hebrews it"

"I'll stop gnawing the ends off violins when they stop looking like Cinnabons."

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."