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Joke of the Day

"If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan"

"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"

"what's that word for when you're peeling off a sticker & it comes off in 1 perfect strip & it's better than love or joy or any human emotion"

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."

"What does a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"

"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"

"Every time I think I've come up with a great FB status and no one likes it I die a little inside"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."