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Joke of the Day

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."

"Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend? He can't even last a femtosecond!"

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"

"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."

"""I'm here for the orgy?"" - Things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting."

"Why can't Edward leave Russia? He's Snowden."

"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."

"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."

"What do you call a redditor in the restroom? A shitposter."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"