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Joke of the Day
"""I'm here for the orgy?"" - Things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting."
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"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""
"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."
"[x-post from askreddit] Aside from throwing stones, what should a person living in a glass house not do?"
"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"
"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."
"confession time ""hogwarts"" is a super gross thing to name a school and as a child I kinda hoped it would get destroyed because of that"
"What cooks better than women? Jews."
"I've never finished a marathon, but one time I finished a whole bag of Peanut Butter Crunch even though the roof of my mouth was all tore up"
"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""