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Joke of the Day
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
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"Damn Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus your face is fucked up."
"Can I ask you something?"
"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"
"I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" I guess my teacher didn't think ""black people"" was a good answer."
"What is a 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a period."
"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"
"A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces."
"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""
"Caller: I'm your worst nightmare. Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??"