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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the ""tasty"" box."

"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."

"What do you call a german that can't see? A nazi."

"What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew? A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean."

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"

"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"