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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."

"Egyptian 1: Hey did you just fart? Egyptian 2: Yes Egyptian 1: Please don't do that again it absolutely sphinx."

"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."

"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."

"Coffee asked ""Why do I always get coal in my stocking."" Santa: Because your on the Not Tea list."

"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."

"#MyRoommateIsWeird she keeps having babies and making me take care of them. She also insists I call her 'Wife'"

"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""