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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."

"so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes up and says ""hey man why did you do that? It sounded beautiful"" and the lion replied WHAT?"

"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"

"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."

"A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap). Dr. says, ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"

"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""

"Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted"