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Joke of the Day
"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"
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"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
"[2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* ""This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?"" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!"
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"Something is good and/or bad and makes me happy and/or angry. Please copy and paste this as your status update if you agree and/or disagree."
"What do you call a bee from US? USB"
"Two peanuts were walking through the bush... One was assaulted."
"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."
"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""
"DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*"