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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jesus and Bono? Jesus doesn't think he's Bono"
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"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."
"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"
"whenever i get frustrated with the world i remember that some birds can talk and then i get so amped"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were on a boat, who would survive? Answer: America"
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""
"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."
"The Game You just lost."