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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong."
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"The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff."
"It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."
"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."
"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."
"What does a buff zombie want? Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss."
"As a kid, I'd pull a girl's hair to let her know I liked her, but now that I'm older & wiser I simply hit her with my car."
"I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me Im so sorry this was terrible"
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless of course, they're feeding you kale."