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Joke of the Day

"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"

"Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!"

"i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier"

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."

"Ugh, I am swamped at work today. *stares at puppies on the Internet for 3 hours"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"