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Joke of the Day
"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"
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"There may be plenty of fish in the sea... but most of them these days are catfish."
"When life hands you women, make women laid."
"Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them."
"SOON I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR HEROES AND TAKE MY PLACE AS YOUR WORLD LEADER BUT FIRST WHAT IS YOUR MOM'S CASSEROLE RECIPE IT IS DELIGHTFUL"
"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"
"Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him."
"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."
"My girlfriend once used Vaseline when she gave me a handjob . . I came four or five times trying to wash it off."
"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."