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Joke of the Day
"Why do mules not work as hard as horses? Because they're half-assed!"
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"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"
"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""
"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."
"My girlfriend is leaving me because I won't stop singing Linkin Park songs. I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Can ""agroaner"" or ""groaners"" please be a jokes subsubreddit. http://i.imgur.com/q334iSV.jpg from WTF"
"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""
"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""
"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."
"How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit"