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Joke of the Day

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEE"

"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."

"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."

"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."

"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."

"A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: ""I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"" The Clerk: ""Come again?"" Lady: ""No, this time it's just yogurt"""

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."