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Joke of the Day

"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""

"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""

"What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal? Computer"

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector."

"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."

"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"What should you do if you're cold? Stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."