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Joke of the Day

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan."

"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"

"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"

"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"

"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."

"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."

"Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic. I don't know what that means and I don't care."

"Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem."

"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."