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Joke of the Day
"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."
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"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"
"me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]"
"Q: How do you catch a red elephant? A: With a red elephant trap."
"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."
"I like going up to people with motorcycle helmets and asking them for Daft Punk's autograph."
"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""
"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"