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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
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"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."
"How stupid of the elevator manufacturers they have buttons for the floor I am already on *I will show myself out now"
"Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle? Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla."
"A blind man walks into a store... he then starts knocking things off the shelves. An employee asks; - ""Is there anything I can help you with?"" - ""No thanks, I'm just looking around."""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"What did the car said to the valet? I've been through a lot."
"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""
"What does your mom and your driveway have in common? They both have a GARBAGE box."
"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."