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Joke of the Day

"[Guy Joke] How is wearing crocs like being blown by a dude? It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."

"A man walks into a caffe splash"

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."

"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"

"What 6 inches goes to your mouth? Toothbrush...you dirty bastard"

"Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?"

"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."

"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"

"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"

"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."