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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."

"What did the egg play in the movie? The egg-stra."

"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."

"My rap name is When i$ Lunch"

"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."

"The Boston snowstorm so was bad the Canadians reported on it. They called it Tuesday."