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Joke of the Day

"The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards"

"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""Has my brother been in here?"" And the bartender says ""I don't know. What does he look like?"""

"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"u have been sentenced to 99 years in a maximum security prison for taking bites out of a string cheese instead of havin fun and peeling it"

"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."

"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."