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Joke of the Day
"ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea"
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"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."
"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
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"How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail"
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEBODY WOULD BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-oh, never mind, I found it..."
"Why Nissan Sunny? Is there Nissan Rainy?"