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Joke of the Day
"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."
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"YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck"
"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."
"Best part of Twenty Sever year olds. Theres twenty of them."
"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."
"Do you want to know a good Jewish wine? Ma, when are we going to Miami?"
"I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey."
"When a cop pulls you over, never start a sentence with, ""This may be the alcohol talking, but..."" Trust me on this one."
"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."