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Joke of the Day
"I like short logarithm equations... I guess you could say that I'm a ln-icon."
Next Joke
"Boy: *calls 911*......... Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""