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Joke of the Day

"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."

"To a guy who said that my jokes about animals are bad I can't bear with it."

"Marijuana is not a gateway drug... I have never been smoking weed and thought, ""I know what this needs! Meth!..."""

"The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa."

"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"

"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."

"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."