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Joke of the Day
"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."
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"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"
"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""
"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."
"People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want."
"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"
"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."
"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""
"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."
"What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin"