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Joke of the Day
"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"
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"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."
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"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing Indians"
"What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves? Russell."
"I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest."
"I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it"
"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"
"There are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be America's top model."